I DON'T WANT THAT

Apr 24

dirudo:

Making a cool new friend

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(via myelucidation)

m4ge:

iwillbeyourgoal:

this is the worst theme i’ve ever seen in my entire life

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(via sammyeatshands)

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Apr 23

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

(via gold-star-fapper)

timetrabble:

Time Trabble - Illusion [x]
Time Trabble by Mikey Heller [webcomic | website | tumblr | twitter]

timetrabble:

Time Trabble - Illusion [x]

Time Trabble by Mikey Heller
[webcomic | website | tumblr | twitter]

(via myelucidation)

slimesprite:

can atheists explain THIS???????

slimesprite:

can atheists explain THIS???????

(Source: gypsyastronaut, via satanspiration)

rneerkat:

i would kill for a job as an assassin

(via satanspiration)

(Source: pornhubcommentsonstockphotos, via satanspiration)

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

(via satanspiration)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via gold-star-fapper)