break the rules
no gods no kings no masters
(Source: blazepress.com, via hairless-pants)
sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off
dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
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this post just gets better and better
OH MY GOD HOW COME IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT???!!!
(Source: hauntedhurleys, via hairless-pants)
…I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time. — A Clockwork Orange, Dir. Stanley Kubrick (via wordsnquotes)
flirting w/ bae
deep sigh of contentment
you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.