I DON'T WANT THAT

Sep 15

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(Source: kidclampdown, via floral-jehan)

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

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hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

(via floral-jehan)

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

(Source: hashitaka, via artimadare)

fini-mun:

Dude check out this shark

fini-mun:

Dude check out this shark

(Source: shalamakingfaces, via captainiceboobs)

tastefullyoffensive:

"I guess I have to give him credit…" -texaspuffin

tastefullyoffensive:

"I guess I have to give him credit…" -texaspuffin

(via gold-star-fapper)

lovesomethingfierce:

So this happened.

lovesomethingfierce:

So this happened.

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