I DON'T WANT THAT

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

myelucidation:

I’m so happy my mom came to my open studio event and i got to show her how to do something i love.

myelucidation:

I’m so happy my mom came to my open studio event and i got to show her how to do something i love.

ccrisstopher:

My sleep buddy.

ccrisstopher:

My sleep buddy.

sillyboys-girlsareforgirls:

sh1re:

happy easter

I’m so done

seebeyondthesex:

 

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

slutwhat:

IM REALLY MAD AT THE FACT THAT I’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT A BONER FEELS LIKE